Saturday, August 4, 2007

Mt. Olympus Vs. Pranela


...And the Gods and Goddesses went down to battle with Pranela...

Well,by this time the whole batch christened her Pranela w/c means "Babaeng Praning".Man,shes sick to the nth level.I could've given her the 2nd chance shes asking for but when she hit on Diana(another Goddess)...I figured out,this is the last straw...Let the war of the worlds begin and this is the whole story...
Ill rename my friends to protect their identity.Aphrodite(moi),Diana and Hercules were seated together...we were doing some writings and Pranela,For the life of her,was bugging Hercules.Diana pitied Hercules and told her off by asking her to stop and let him continue writing.Thats all it took to have pranela,with all her insanity go blabbering and making side comments.comments such as "oversexed and overused..."on Diana.It went overboard and shook Mt Olympus so much that Diana and Apollo(her Bf) decided to take it to HR.They had a boardroom meeting with a mediator and all.Diana was able to witness how crazy she was...why?she suddenly accused Diana's Bf of harrasing her!And Apollo doesnt even know her! Diana decided to call the other Goddesses to testify agains this raving lunatic...And the whole Olympus with all its might and power descended down to HR to crush the Schizo...
Seeing thats shes no match for the powers of all celestial bodies,She suddenly switched appearance.From the raving lunatic,she suddenly went meek...so meek it would shame the innocent children.She cried and asked for forgiveness and chance.The goddesses and gods... one by one,before her very eyes decided to crush her with the issues on her.
Things went well,everyone simmered down but were not letting our guards down.Once a lunatic,always a lunatic...and damn she passed the Accent training!!! We talked to the HR and informed them that we,The Gods and Goddesses couldnt co-exist with a lunatic.The human council decided that we should put it into writing and have all the demi gods sign up,we'll have one of the trainors signed up as well and monitor her behavior this monday.One freudian slip and shes out of the training...So thats what happened on that fateful day.

P.S I know this is not the end...
The celestial war against this
Cursed Ovarian Cyst has just begun...

1 comment:

chase / chubz said...

ano bah yan.
she doesn't belong there.
she belong in a mental institution.
kaka loka si ateh ahh